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  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: *~Office Humour!~*

    *~Office Humour!~*

    Started by Himanshi, 20-12-2007 06:46 PM
    humour, office
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  1. Thumbs up Student v/s Professor

    Student Vs Professor After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. ...

    Started by rajsampad, 13-09-2007 11:48 PM
    professor, student, v or s
    • Replies: 43
    • Views: 1,432
    04-09-2010 10:52 AM Go to last post
  2. Wink A Love Offer by a HR Manager She Cannot Refuse

    To, Aarthi Agarwal 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Aarthi, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you...

    Started by BubLiCIouS GirL, 26-08-2010 12:02 PM
    150, account, appraisal, care, days, fallen, form, happy, held, ing, job, king, letter, love, lover, manager, men, months, october, offer, performance, promo, promotion, rai, request
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 210
    31-08-2010 10:26 AM Go to last post
  3. Talking Computer Shayari(Too Good)!!!

    *Computer programmer's shayari* Kal jab mile thhe.... to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your file not...

    Started by rajsampad, 17-09-2007 03:10 PM
    good, shayaritoo
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 335
    30-08-2010 10:03 AM Go to last post
  4. Pakaoo Insaan!!! (Must read)

    A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee." DOCTOR: "Don't...

    Started by rajsampad, 16-09-2007 04:16 PM
    insaan, pakaoo, read
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 439
    29-08-2010 08:07 AM Go to last post
  5. Talking I Knew A Boy!!!

    I knew a boy that was so stupid that... He called me to get my phone number. He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it...

    Started by rajsampad, 17-09-2007 03:13 PM
    boy, knew
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 269
    19-08-2010 12:13 PM Go to last post
  6. Talking Best Jokes!!!

    Read and enjoy Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says,...

    Started by rajsampad, 02-12-2008 09:00 PM
    jokes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 418
    18-08-2010 02:45 PM Go to last post
  7. Stupid Hunters

    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head....

    Started by rajsampad, 04-02-2009 08:54 PM
    hunters, stupid
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 223
    18-08-2010 02:44 PM Go to last post
  8. Talking Technically correct!!!

    A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications...

    Started by rajsampad, 04-02-2009 09:09 PM
    correct, technically
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 368
    18-08-2010 02:43 PM Go to last post
  9. Thumbs up Dont Miss These Jokes !!!!

    ***An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Scott,...

    Started by rajsampad, 04-06-2009 01:27 PM
    jokes, miss
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 365
    18-08-2010 02:42 PM Go to last post
  10. Thumbs up Ultimate Joke ~do read!

    To help the new wave of incoming students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday: Q. What does that red dot...

    Started by rajsampad, 20-02-2009 12:51 PM
    joke, read, ultimate
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 402
    18-08-2010 02:41 PM Go to last post
  11. Thumbs up Best Way 2 Propose A Gal!!!

    The best to propose a gal :9::9::9::9::9::9::9:---> Take a rose and give it to her and say 'I LOVE YOU' :x-smilie: If she says 'I LOVE YOU...

    Started by rajsampad, 17-09-2007 10:32 PM
    gal, propose
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 657
    18-08-2010 02:40 PM Go to last post
  12. Talking ~For Those Who R Busy~

    Started by rajsampad, 19-09-2007 02:21 PM
    busy
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 347
    18-08-2010 02:38 PM Go to last post
  13. Talking Technically Toooo Advanced...*Must See*

    ********************************************* Hit THANKS if you like my posts

    Started by rajsampad, 18-09-2007 02:37 PM
    advancedmust, technically, toooo
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 275
    18-08-2010 02:38 PM Go to last post
  14. *~ Funny ways to stop those telemarketing calls

    Funny ways to stop those telemarketing calls - Dis is cool!!! 1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. 2....

    Started by rajsampad, 16-09-2007 04:22 PM
    calls, funny, stop, telemarketing, ways
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 474
    18-08-2010 02:38 PM Go to last post
  15. Talking One Liners!!

    > "* As you get older three things happen. The first > is your memory goes, and > I can't remember the other two...* "** > Sir Norman Wisdom** >...

    Started by rajsampad, 13-09-2007 11:45 PM
    liners
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 236
    18-08-2010 02:37 PM Go to last post
  16. Which is the most confusing day in America?

    Which is the most confusing day in America? * * * * * * * * *

    Started by rajsampad, 15-09-2007 02:09 PM
    america, confusing, day
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 206
    18-08-2010 02:35 PM Go to last post
  17. Silly and funny!

    Silly and funny! Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". Q: What did the green peas say?

    Started by rajsampad, 28-09-2007 10:01 PM
    funny, silly
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 277
    18-08-2010 02:34 PM Go to last post
  18. Talking Try to solve following Question...

    Try to solve following Question... Warning : Using your brain is strictly prohibited Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river....

    Started by rajsampad, 01-10-2007 02:39 PM
    question, solve
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 505
    18-08-2010 02:33 PM Go to last post
  19. Passing an exam

    Passing an exam Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam,...

    Started by rajsampad, 22-09-2007 03:11 PM
    exam, passing
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 279
    18-08-2010 02:31 PM Go to last post
  20. Crazy people talk

    Crazy people talk A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the...

    Started by rajsampad, 22-09-2007 03:12 PM
    crazy, people, talk
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 224
    18-08-2010 02:31 PM Go to last post
  21. Talking File Not Found???

    What will an IDIOT do when the computer will show FILE NOT FOUND??? * * * * * * * *

    Started by rajsampad, 09-10-2007 04:29 PM
    file
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 298
    18-08-2010 02:30 PM Go to last post
  22. Talking Last Moments Of T20 World Cup (India v/s Pak)

    Or fir kya hua... ......

    Started by rajsampad, 05-10-2007 07:29 PM
    cup, india, moments, pak, t20, v or s, world
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 379
    18-08-2010 02:29 PM Go to last post
  23. Talking Oh My God ! You Look So Cute ....

    OH MY GOD ! YOU LOOK SO CUTE .... SO HANDSOME ..... SO ***Y SO GROOVY ..... SO WONDERFUL SO SMART ....... SO INTELLIGENT I AM REALLY...

    Started by rajsampad, 05-10-2007 07:31 PM
    cute, god
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 318
    18-08-2010 02:28 PM Go to last post
  24. A mental hospital

    A mental hospital After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a...

    Started by rajsampad, 22-09-2007 03:10 PM
    hospital, mental
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 212
    18-08-2010 02:28 PM Go to last post
  25. Thumbs up Best Of The Worst..

    BEST OF THE WORST.. THE WORST HIJACKING We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the most unsuccessful hijack attempt...

    Started by rajsampad, 20-09-2007 01:26 PM
    worst
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 283
    18-08-2010 02:27 PM Go to last post
  26. Talking It can happen only in Indian Movies !!!

    It can happen only in Indian Movies !!! Baghban : Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi...

    Started by rajsampad, 20-09-2007 01:20 PM
    happen, indian, movies
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 484
    18-08-2010 02:26 PM Go to last post
  27. ~Funny Equations~

    1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT 2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 4....

    Started by rajsampad, 20-09-2007 01:12 PM
    equations, funny
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 285
    18-08-2010 02:25 PM Go to last post
  28. Economics - Clear ur fundas...

    What is marketing 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " - That's Direct...

    Started by rajsampad, 20-09-2007 01:13 PM
    clear, economics, fundas
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 265
    18-08-2010 02:24 PM Go to last post
  29. Talking Some brilliant advertising to mull over!!!

    Some brilliant advertising to mull over!!! The eye covers used by air travelers, get a novel use in this Aquafresh toothpaste ad. ...

    Started by rajsampad, 21-09-2007 01:05 PM
    advertising, brilliant, mull
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 260
    18-08-2010 02:24 PM Go to last post
  30. Thumbs up Film Stars Part 2

    Started by rajsampad, 21-09-2007 10:38 PM
    film, stars
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 266
    18-08-2010 02:23 PM Go to last post
  31. Your Attitude!!!

    This one is Sooooooo accurate!!!!! must try this!!! Give it an honest try! The prediction is amazing!! Imagine you walked into a...

    Started by rajsampad, 21-09-2007 10:21 PM
    attitude
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 285
    18-08-2010 02:23 PM Go to last post
  32. Thumbs up Matching Faces!!!

    Started by rajsampad, 21-09-2007 01:27 PM
    faces, matching
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 291
    18-08-2010 02:22 PM Go to last post
  33. Cool humor

    The following is a (supposedly) true story, as seen by millions of viewers on a Spanish T.V. Channel: The parents of a teenage girl decided to put...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 06-08-2010 09:05 PM
    bob, day, don, engines, favorite, game, girl, hell, hey, house, key, live, mind, parents, post, professional, school, share, sleep, star, start, story, studio, total, years
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 193
    10-08-2010 11:16 PM Go to last post
  34. Cool Fun Facts

    International Dating : A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 06-08-2010 09:08 PM
    click, club, collection, date, day, english, facts, fun, grab, hate, hey, house, kiss, make, meet, men, pay, random, rip, sea, sex, star, war, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 180
    10-08-2010 10:23 PM Go to last post
  35. lawyer and southerner

    A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 06-08-2010 09:01 PM
    bird, bit, boot, city, coming, contest, don, dow, easily, farmer, hunting, ing, man, proper, quickly, red, small, test, tha, things, til, times, turn, work, york
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 78
    06-08-2010 09:01 PM Go to last post
  36. Smile Philosophy lession

    A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 06-08-2010 08:56 PM
    answer, class, day, desk, exist, final, grades, hat, highest, ime, ins, lear, learned, philosophy, professor, question, seconds, students, tha, thi, thing, thirty, turns, walks, writing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 93
    06-08-2010 08:56 PM Go to last post
  37. Pick Up Lines

    Pick up lines 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a...

    Started by Nuruddin Gheewala, 03-11-2006 12:14 PM
    lines, pick
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 578
    06-08-2010 09:34 AM Go to last post
  38. ----hot Nude Chicks Pic----

    HELLO MASTILAND ..HERES THE PIC OF A VERY HOT NUDE CHICKS.. WARNING: IF U R UNDER 18 YRS OLD PLZ DONT MAKE A POST. ABOVE 18'S ENJOY THE...

    Started by jasmine, 01-05-2006 07:06 PM
    chicks, hot, nude, pic
    • Replies: 320
    • Views: 3,844
    06-08-2010 09:26 AM Go to last post
  39. Wink jokessssss - Very funny ones

    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 30-07-2010 06:51 PM
    boy, boys, business, days, early, engine, eye, family, flight, friends, fun, funny, home, hunting, man, nice, night, payday, post, sea, truth, wednesday, win, work, year
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 217
    30-07-2010 06:51 PM Go to last post
  40. Smile Blonde and fire

    A blonde´s house is on fire so she runs outside to use a payphone to call for help. She gets the 911 operator, and gets transferred to the firehouse....

    Started by suresh_kb211, 30-07-2010 06:47 PM
    911, big, blonde, fir, fire, firehouse, fireman, house, miss, moment, opera, operator, pos, post, replies, runs, side, talking, tha, tra, truck, umm
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 112
    30-07-2010 06:47 PM Go to last post
  41. Unnecessary advice

    Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day? Smoker:- Why are you asking such...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 30-07-2010 06:46 PM
    advice, airport, asked, bee, bra, collected, day, fro, gen, gentleman, hanks, hat, heal, ins, kind, money, pla, plane, question, richard, smoker, smoking, son, story, tha
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 133
    30-07-2010 06:46 PM Go to last post
  42. Smile Deadly sneeze

    Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. "Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 30-07-2010 06:45 PM
    age, agent, deadly, europe, general, god, guilty, hat, ing, las, map, meeting, people, post, room, shot, shots, silence, staff, stand, stood, tha, the one, time, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 122
    30-07-2010 06:45 PM Go to last post
  43. Wink Jokes Again.. :)

    A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 29-07-2010 06:42 PM
    attack, big, birthday, bit, break, doctor, don, heart, hey, husband, jokes, live, love, make, man, post, real, room, son, talking, time, top, wait, wild, years
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 149
    29-07-2010 06:42 PM Go to last post
  44. Wink African Roulette - :)

    An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 29-07-2010 06:38 PM
    beautiful, big, connection, end, final, game, gun, hit, man, members, men, number, offer, par, pick, poi, post, private, room, sample, sex, spin, til, time, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 105
    29-07-2010 06:38 PM Go to last post
  45. Jokes - Hilarious one ()

    Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 29-07-2010 06:37 PM
    apple, art, city, death, divorce, easy, friend, girls, hit, jokes, love, make, pair, phone, poi, post, ree, sin, star, start, stone, voice, win, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 112
    29-07-2010 06:37 PM Go to last post
  46. Smile Jokes - Back to Back

    Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms ...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 28-07-2010 05:30 PM
    answer, bad, bed, boy, early, good, guy, high, home, house, husband, jokes, make, office, opinion, past, phone, piano, post, rage, ship, son, time, wife, years
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 133
    29-07-2010 03:15 AM Go to last post
  47. Wink Wat do u do all day ???

    A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 28-07-2010 05:40 PM
    break, cartoon, chan, channel, counter, day, family, fast, food, home, house, inside, kitchen, man, mess, open, reading, room, small, throw, wat, water, wife, work, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 99
    28-07-2010 05:40 PM Go to last post
  48. Wink wat an idea SARDARji

    On a ship an American , a Russian, and an Indian (sardar) were sailing, Suddenly a devil appeared and said “Drop something into the...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 28-07-2010 05:35 PM
    america, american, answer, devil, dia, diamond, dow, eat, idea, india, indian, knowing, meets, moment, place, platinum, post, repu, sardar, sea, ship, small, thought, turn, wat
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 160
    28-07-2010 05:35 PM Go to last post
  49. Smile Finance management

    A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday. How? The other beggar asked. First beggar: Someone gave me a Rs 100/- note...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 28-07-2010 05:32 PM
    000, 100, asked, called, dee, din, dinner, fellow, finance, financial, free, gave, gra, grand, handed, management, manager, money, note, police, set, taj, wen, wonderful, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 102
    28-07-2010 05:32 PM Go to last post
  50. Post On the roads in india - Write up

    On the Road in India by Acharya Palaniswami Nations are defined, in practical reality, not by their financial clout or military strength,...

    Started by suresh_kb211, 28-07-2010 05:25 PM
    action, animal, bharat, cars, death, drivers, hinduism, india, indian, intro, life, maxim, mountain, past, prayer, private, program, roadside, sea, sound, traffic, urgent, wild, world, yoga
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 141
    28-07-2010 05:25 PM Go to last post

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